 |
| mom is good at lots of things. this isn't one of them |
O boi, I took over the blog.
Anyway, my parents are good at many things. Playing Super Smash Bros. is not
one of those things. Every time I play with them, I always beat them, and for
obvious reasons.
You may be
thinking,
“Wow, you’re a bully,”
but, it’s true. They are really bad at it. I
always choose Ness, who a lot of people think is one of the weakest characters.
I love him though, so don’t say that in front of me. I always win
against them using him, so that probably tells you how bad they are at it.
First, we
will talk about my mom. She always forgets the controls. Then, she always
chooses a character based on appearance. A while ago, she choose Sonic just
because he’s a hedgehog. Mom is going through a weird hedgehog phase, but we’ll
get into that another time. She also jumps off of the stage’s platform. EVERY.
SINGLE. TIME. It’s fun to win against her.
Next, is my dad. He always chooses Mega Man and Charizard. I
know, I know; I choose Ness every time we play. The thing about that is, HE
ALWAYS CHOOSES OVER-POWERED CHARACTERS. Mega Man has a gun, and Charizard has
flame-breath. He spams both of these attacks throughout the game, and it’s
really obnoxious. He also makes fun of me sometimes, because I play as Ness,
and he’s like, nine or something.
Anyway, this was my blog post about my parents sucking at
Smash Bros. Think wisely before you play with them in Smash. I hope you enjoyed
my overreacting, and enjoy the rest of your day. (Does thumbs-up emoji)
