Tonight I tucked in the WP, gave her a kiss, and after a short pause, the following dialogue ensued:
WP: Mom?
KMS: Yeah, baby?
WP: Can I have a Halloween party this year?
KMS: Absolutely.
Pause.
KMS: And no, we're not getting a fog machine. So don't even ask.
WP: Aw, man!
We so do need a fog machine! Dude!
ReplyDeleteDamn it, man, don't you realize that a fog machine is a gateway prop - that it leads to other, more dangerous and excessive party staging? This year, a fog machine...next year, Marshall stacks, then a moat, then pyrotechnics...pretty soon, we've got a heavy metal stage show on our hands!
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